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Pasaje America Vol.2

Pasaje America VOL.1

PROMETO

1. Apagar la música cuando llueva.

2. Ser más productiva frente a la computadora. 

3. Inscribirme a un curso de fotografía.

4. Inscribirme a un curso de pintura. 

5. Hacer monstruos. 

6. Fijarme en el olor de cada mañana. 

7. Ir a más conciertos. 

8. Inscribirme a mi curso en alemania. 

9. Comprar mi boleto a alemania. 

10. No perder contacto con las personas que quiero. 

11. Caminar más.

12. Aprender algo nuevo cada día. 

Things You Should Know About Chuck Norris

1) Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

2) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

3) Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

4) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 

5) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

6) Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

7) Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

8) If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

9) Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

10) Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

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